awkward – No Filter Blonde

Today is #nationalawkwardmoments day and if there was ever a national -insert random thing here- day that I could relate to on a soul level, this is it. (Other than national carbs and yelling day, but I don’t think that’s a thing yet.) If you’re awkward and you know it, raise your hand and trip over your feet at the same time! Then read these memes, because you might relate to a few.

1. Hello, I’d like to order a lifetime supply of these name tags please; also maybe it could say “please don’t talk to me” at the bottom?

Via @scarymommy on Instagram

2. Sometimes you just gotta fire off that text and stress about it for a million hours afterwards, amirite? Whatever keeps us up all night…

Via @lifeattiffanys on Instagram

3. My brain: Correction- everything was going well but now we bout to make shit real awkward. What should we do first to drive people away? Talk about diarrhea and hemorrhoids or sneeze into the punch bowl?

Via: @mommymemest on Instagram

4. I really need more friends but I don’t really want more friends, know what I mean? Listen it’s complicated Karen, let’s just cancel this play date and reschedule never mmkay? Good talk.

Via @silkymams on Instagram

5. Don’t make it weird, I’m weird enough.

Via: @snarkybreeders on Instagram

6. My Brain: Shut up! Pay attention to the social cues!
My mouth: nah, don’t listen to that, just keep talking until they run away fam!

Via @macaroniandmomjeans on Instagram

7. I’ve never felt so seen. If you feel this to your core, you might be an awkward introvert and you might be comforted to know that there are more of us out there, (mostly in hiding.)

Via: @bombingatmomming on Instagram

8. “It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, Now I’m Filled With Regret”: the title of my autobiography.

Via @playdatesonfridays on Instagram

9. Okay byyyeee, it’s been great not catching up, ignore ya (I mean see ya) at the next forced social gathering.

Via @draggingfeeties on Instagram

10. Hmm, I don’t get it. *peers out from my spot behind the tree where I’m hiding from the other parents, only to find my child had joined me*

Via @mymomologue on Instagram

11. Introvert vacations: like regular vacations but without the people, overstimulation, noise and bright lights. See also: our beds.

Via @stamfordmommy on Instagram

12. I don’t like to brag but I’m committed to my fitness and avoiding people I know at all costs.

Via @difficultmommy on Instagram

13. It’s really weird, my phone does this thing where it rings while I’m trying to scroll through Instagram and also I don’t understand why you’re not texting me.

Via @cmonmama on Instagram

14. And this is why my mom friends are mostly on the internet. *shrugs*

Via @motherhoodunderstood on Instagram

15. This is fine. I’m fine.

Via @closetoclassy on Instagram

16. I’d love to come to your thing except I’m lying and I’d rather stay home and binge watch shows while eating snacks.

Via @closetoclassy on Instagram

17. Would you look at the time? It’s awkward o’clock and time to find a new park.

Via @the.nerd.dad on Instagram

18. I mean, yeah, I’m the life of the party if the party is filled with people I know and if the party is in my bed and there’s no other people.
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Via @amyweatherly on Instagram

19. Please refer to my nametag in point #1 of this list.

Via the.nerd.dad on Instagram

20. Hey, do you guys like Guacamole and thrift stores? Who wants to play charades? No one? Cool, I’ll go first….

Via @mommymemest on Instagram

21. Dear cashier at Target, I thought we were friends after you asked me if I wanted a bag and that’s why I’m now telling you my life story.
Signed: a mom who doesn’t get out much

Via @macaroniandmomjeans on Instagram